Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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