i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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