My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I need to calm my uterus...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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