So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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