So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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