Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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