Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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