yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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