i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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