can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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