I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
we're making bets on your personal life
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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