Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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