Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just high enough for therapy.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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