We won't sleep together?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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