that's an acceptable place to lick
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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