i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Is her dick bigger than yours?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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