The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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