Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
did i walk over a car last night?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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