somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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