"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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