I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Randomize
