how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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