16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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