We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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