At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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