I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have aggressive nipples.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
