Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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