super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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