but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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