i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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