you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i believe in u and ur pee
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
Thatβs because itβs 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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