I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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