I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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