Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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