I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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