stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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