i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
