i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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