Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i drank out of a bidet.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think I have vodka in my lungs
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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