she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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