My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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