Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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