Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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