Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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