Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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