Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Come see our sink grown plant.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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