do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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