I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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