Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you didnt know i had herpes?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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