I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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