If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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