Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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