p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
