he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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